So a rapist, a homophobe, and a black man walk into a bar. And everyone says: "Hey look it's Kobe Bryant!"
Jokes
Originally Posted by Youtro
So Stephen hawking walks in to a bar..
Other than that all the good ones are not school appropriate :/
Dave deleted General.
lebron's hairline
Originally Posted by Dreamer.JR
lebron's hairline
Kobe passed.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
With a tuba glue.
mpgh=without any hacks .
@Shane
why do black people play baseball
cause they are always stealing bases
why do black people play baseball
cause they are always stealing bases
So Jesus walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water."
Leaves the bar wasted,
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
A guy walks in......ok, he did not walk in, he was already there. One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?". The other guy says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"
Leaves the bar wasted,
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
A guy walks in......ok, he did not walk in, he was already there. One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?". The other guy says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"
Originally Posted by Youtro
So Stephen hawking walks in to a bar..
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve food here."
skane walked into the bar but got stuck in the door post
Originally Posted by Sjoerd
skane walked into the bar but got stuck in the door post
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."
A man lives in a twelve story building. Every day he takes the elevator to the ground floor, then goes to work. When he gets back, he takes the elevator to the eighth floor then takes the stairs the last 4 floors to his room. Why doesn't he take the elevator all the way? He is a midget.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs."
A man lives in a twelve story building. Every day he takes the elevator to the ground floor, then goes to work. When he gets back, he takes the elevator to the eighth floor then takes the stairs the last 4 floors to his room. Why doesn't he take the elevator all the way? He is a midget.
