Dat unpredictable bowel movement

Spent last night with minor stomach cramps and today I woke up with more stomach aches and diarrhoea. I got up at 7:30am and it's 10:50am here and I've been on the toilet with a brown waterfall coming out of my ass about 10 times now.

Got a sore ass from all the wiping

At least the cramps are gone

No one needs to know.

LOL suck shit

Damn, but why the fuck share it?

Don't forget to hydrate.

Ew, nasty as hell.

Originally Posted by Tall kiwi

brown waterfall coming out of my ass

God damn it Kiwi.

Guys' form of squirting.

Originally Posted by The Force

Guys' form of squirting.

Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!

Originally Posted by Blue

No one needs to know.

Originally Posted by ₪Slayer₪

Damn, but why the fuck share it?

Originally Posted by Aborted

God damn it Kiwi.

Because seeing your reactions is funny

Originally Posted by iverson954360

Don't forget to hydrate.

Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from

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Originally Posted by Aborted

Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!

Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash

Originally Posted by Tall kiwi

Because seeing your reactions is funny

Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from

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Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash

Shit it all out then take a nice long shower.

Originally Posted by Tall kiwi

Because seeing your reactions is funny

Yea, I've got a 1.25L bottle next to me which I'm sipping from

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Because it comes out so fast, I'm getting brown shitty water backsplash

Dirty motherfucker, but yes keep hydrated

Originally Posted by iverson954360

Shit it all out then take a nice long shower.

I would but I don't want to risk having a shower just yet

Originally Posted by Tall kiwi

I would but I don't want to risk having a shower just yet

He might shit while having his shower

Originally Posted by Aborted

Take that image out of my head, TAKE IT OUT NOW!

Open them leggies wide and aim it like a squirt gun

Dat unpredictable bowel movement

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