CATPISS!

this morning, i went out of bed and laid my head on a pillow on the couch... and THE CAT PISSED ON IT!!!!!

so i went to shower at 7.30 in the morning, woke up my dad and my face is still red from all the scrubbing >_<

haha owned

haha stfuuuuuu

hahaha wtf is this shit?

eww one time i went to put my shoes on and the cat pissed in them its yuckyyy

one time i fucked you mom and she gave me gonorrhea ewww