18th bday present

I thought that Catholics couldn't have sex till marriage o-o

uhmm... you know.. *ugh* it realy...

JUST GO WATCH PORN AND DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, OR YOU WIL END LIKE THAT B!TCH WHO GOT BURNED ALIVE BECOUSE SE SAD THAT IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THERE ARE MORE PLANETS LIKE OUR !

[QUOTE=c4vendetta;812852]give her a fucking pack condoms. and you're done.
When you give it to her be like, '' if you want we can test them ? ''

/QUOTE]



AHHH...
thats good too..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
here i got you a present
(its all wrape up nice and stuff)
*hands her the box*
(takes her 20 min to open it, just to find a pack of condoms?)
THAT LOOK ON HER FACEEE
"HEY BABY WE WILL USE THEM WELL, OYES WE WILL"
WHAT YOU SAY BABY? YOUR FEELINGS?
WHAT
WHATTTT
*STICK IT IN THE POOPER*

A thong?

G-string?
huh?

Yep thong sounds good..

[quote=Gourav2122;813000]
Yeahh.. sure, if you wanna do that. DO IT BRO

ged er a spays shutell!

so she can fly up up n awayyyy

den she b up in da moon fo her birday

den she go hab sexy wid a elian

my garlfren did dat to me

it was awsummm

i foun oud dat day dat elian cumm s greeen. n dey gots de long cocs n dey puddem up de pooper n yu bleyd


(idk, i jus said that cuz i figured that youve already given her a present..)

GRAMMAR .

If a fucking cigarette is what kills me, after all the shit I've gone through, and will go through I'll consider myself lucky!

COCK IN A BOX

Pizza Box !

"O hai, i brought u a pizza"

surprisee

meng dat cud b a gud id, if i jst knew wut u just rote