Dick stuck.

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Dick stuck.
Well, my friends dared me to stick my dick into a pipe so i did. Now my dick is stuck in a pipe. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY DICK OFF OF IT? IT IS HEAVY AND HURTS LIKE HELL!
Lies, all lies.
I am calling BS.
PS: Take picture so I can see how severe the problem is
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Lies, all lies.
I am calling BS.
PS: Take picture so I can see how severe the problem is
When i tried to take it off my foreskin went up and i couldnt get it off what if i cant get it off HURRY THE FUCK UP I AM GOING CRAZY
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When i tried to take it off my foreskin went up and i couldnt get it off what if i cant get it off HURRY THE FUCK UP I AM GOING CRAZY
If you are being serious, you are a seriously fucking retarded ******.
How about trying to cut the pipe? You know, those fucking giant wire cutter things? Yeah, that shit works.
Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master View Post

If you are being serious, you are a seriously fucking retarded ******.
How about trying to cut the pipe? You know, those fucking giant wire cutter things? Yeah, that shit works.
WHAT IF I CUT MY DICK? PLEASE HELP ME I AM SCARED.
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WHAT IF I CUT MY DICK? PLEASE HELP ME I AM SCARED.
I am not a doctor, if you are that afraid then call the paramedics. (They actually have someone trained to do this)
Use some butter.
If you know what I mean
melted butted, grease or shampoo that could help you. ( just gonna go with it )
Why the fuck would you do it anyway?
Are you that special?
I'm sorry to tell you, but your dick must be amputated.
I'll get the buzz saw.
​What kind of "friends" would want to watch you shove your dick into a pipe? Gay.
Lotion so it doesn't hurt you?
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