Got a good one:
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl??
You: 22, M, USA.
You: you?
Stranger: f 15 us
You: Oh that's... hot
You: duh hem
Stranger: yeaa im horny
You: oh fk yeah
Stranger: you like young girls??
You: uhm hell yeah
Stranger: you wouldnt be a sex offender would you??
You: uhm no
Stranger: you sure??
You: yup
Lol.