Key Contest

Boo Poo i flush it down the loo

Roll,Roll,Roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Take a puff, That's enough pass it to a friend

Roll, Roll, Roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Take a puff, That's enough pass it to my dog

Just for you GSAT (I'm still not participating). @Lewis brown , not ripping your rhyme; it's just perfect for GSAT.

Hawkeye, i thought it said he had 27 posts..

---------- Post added at 04:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:52 PM ----------

Lol another version of this could be:

Roll, Roll, roll your joint,
remove the seeds n stems,
roll it up, smoke it up,
and pass it to a friend.. :P

When you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq.
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,
Said she, "Please stop plumbing,
I think someone's coming!"
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me."

---------- Post added at 11:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:21 PM ----------

Can we post more than one rhyme? I have another one

I though it was a coder
But it seems it's just a poser
And now I can't get even closer
To throw him in to a disposer.

Gotta get guap,
tell those bitches to stop,
click clack bang bang