How to break your computer...
1. Take hammer.
2. Swing hammer at computer.
3. Repeat step 2 untill satisfactory results are met.
Your computer shouln now be irreparable.
Thank me if I helped!!!

1-Piss On Computer
2-Throw Monitor+keyboard out the window
3-Burn ur comp and then take th fire out with ur piss
4-Poop on it
5-Its done for