Dafuq

I am going to end my day fapping to pictures of myself.

No, it justs boosts my ego to the point so high I wake up feeling better than everybody else on the planet.

How . .. . teach me

You

1. Take a picture of yourself
2. print it out
3. Pull out your penis
4. Grab your penis like a video game joystick.
5. Move hand up and down until a white liquid comes out
6. eat liquid and lick fingers clean
7. go to sleep

ok night

Can i skip the part 6 ?

no !