Bugs
Bugs
This is the 2nd time this has happened. I'm on the laptop listening to music, then I hear a little bug sound near my left ear, got up and looked around. I then looked down, then there's a bug right on my fucking crotch. Instantly I screamed "ITS ON MY DICK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH", my brother being on skype with some friends ended up laughing, then I spent the next 5 minutes hunting the sneaky fucker down, until it flew out the window. Out of all places, it flies out the smallest window opening rather than the open door. Anyone else ever had something similar happen? 
................Pussy.
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Flying bugs are some scary shit. 
