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This is the 2nd time this has happened. I'm on the laptop listening to music, then I hear a little bug sound near my left ear, got up and looked around. I then looked down, then there's a bug right on my fucking crotch. Instantly I screamed "ITS ON MY DICK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH", my brother being on skype with some friends ended up laughing, then I spent the next 5 minutes hunting the sneaky fucker down, until it flew out the window. Out of all places, it flies out the smallest window opening rather than the open door. Anyone else ever had something similar happen?
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................Pussy.
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Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
................Pussy.
May thousands of wasps fly into your crotch. Flying bugs are some scary shit.
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Quote Originally Posted by Bernard View Post


May thousands of wasps fly into your crotch. Flying bugs are some scary shit.
For the record, I slapped my crotch because of it being there.
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May thousands of wasps fly into your crotch. Flying bugs are some scary shit.
There are bugs, and then there are flying mother fucking douchebags, aka wasps. If it's not a wasp shit ain' scary.
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Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


There are bugs, and then there are flying mother fucking douchebags, aka wasps. If it's not a wasp shit ain' scary.
Wasps ain't scary, just annoying as fuck. Though I despise them with a passion and wish nothing but for them to burn in hellfire.
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"ITS ON MY DICK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (lol'd)
Look at this:
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"ITS ON MY DICK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (lol'd)
Look at this:
Way too obvious.
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Same shit happened 3 days ago but didn't start screaming, annoying as fuck.
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You never want to scream and smack at it.. you pick it up, capture it in your hands and let it out of the window.... not to hard. :P
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I hate insects
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