Offensive jokes

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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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Kick his sister in the jaw

My girlfriend called me a pedophile...

Pretty big words for a 12-year-old.

This one

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
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So you can see the look on it's face when you turn it on.

OUCHHHHHHHH!

Originally Posted by DfKOniK

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
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So you can see the look on it's face when you turn it on.

OUCHHHHHHHH!

Dayum...

Here is another one:

Why did Hitler kill himself?
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He saw the gas bill...

Originally Posted by C.C.

Dayum...

Here is another one:

Why did Hitler kill himself?
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He saw the gas bill...

okay okay. this one is probably the worst baby joke ever. I am in no way associated with it in any form.

Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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You don't ejaculate on the apple before you eat it.

Originally Posted by DfKOniK

okay okay. this one is probably the worst baby joke ever. I am in no way associated with it in any form.

Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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You don't ejaculate on the apple before you eat it.

wtf that is... i don't even.

How do you get the best harlem shake?
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Throw a flashbang in an epileptic ward.

Originally Posted by Domokun_index

How do you get the best harlem shake?
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Throw a flashbang in an epileptic ward.

The thing's I'd do to see that

Who win a run between Hitler and a Jew?
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The jew cuz he goes full throttle

and the good one?
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Hitler cuz he burn the jew at the start

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?
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I don't have a car in my garage

What's funnier than your friend not finding a worm in their apple?
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Them finding half a worm in their apple.
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What's funnier than them finding half a worm in their apple?
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The holocaust