how would you..

how would you get this fucking wannabe pineapple out of his tree



try to be funny

Hire a bunch of cheerleaders to make a pyramid with me on top so i could pick them?

Get a chinese guy.

ummm jump on a trampoline and get it and fall off idk

get a couple sumo wrestlers (someone climb on top not me)

this post is gay

mexicans, always the cheepest.

i would call my neighbour to make this he works with trees/plants

Get a black man with gloves.

Pick me me. Shoot it down!

i would chop the tree down and then grab em

nicenicenicenice

I'd just pay a polish guy to do it for me...

Use your legs, all three of them