Originally Posted by Empire
lulz, i wanna try this........what site?
[creepy fast response huh?]
Originally Posted by Empire
[creepy fast response huh?]
OMEGL CHAT THREAD.
Originally Posted by Empire
[creepy fast response huh?]
Stranger: howdy
Stranger: m or f
You: F
Stranger: age
You: 38
You: you?
Stranger: 18
You: Cool so you are the legal age
You: <3
Stranger: your 38.....
You: So it doesn't mean anything
You: I have a good profession
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wut do u do
You: I'm a Sargent
You: for the U.S Army
Stranger: Oh sweet
Stranger: Sounds like a cool job
You: It is...
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why
You: Ohh i was you know in a kinky mood....
Stranger: r u a guy?
Stranger: r u a guy or a girl
You: I'm a guy...
Stranger: wut the fuck
Stranger: i thot u where a gi
Stranger: m or f
You: F
Stranger: age
You: 38
You: you?
Stranger: 18
You: Cool so you are the legal age
You: <3
Stranger: your 38.....
You: So it doesn't mean anything
You: I have a good profession
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wut do u do
You: I'm a Sargent
You: for the U.S Army
Stranger: Oh sweet
Stranger: Sounds like a cool job
You: It is...
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why
You: Ohh i was you know in a kinky mood....
Stranger: r u a guy?
Stranger: r u a guy or a girl
You: I'm a guy...
Stranger: wut the fuck
Stranger: i thot u where a gi
this site is funny, lulz.
Stranger: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted sex offender. The stranger cannot see this message]
You: hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: what's up?
Stranger: im waiting
You: waitin for what?
Stranger: my clothes to dry
You: what kinda clothes?
Stranger: all my clothes, i waited to long and now all mine are dirty
You: that's what i do...
Stranger: what
You: wait till they're all dirty, and then just do a huge load
Stranger: yeah, i should do them more often, but now i dont even have any to wear!
You: well that's the best!
Stranger: yeah, i love being naked
You: you feel so free
Stranger: i do, im just glad my parents are never home
You: asl?
Stranger: 15/f/usa
Stranger: u?
You: 22/m/uda
You: usa*
Stranger: cool
You: mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm
You: so are you naked all the time?
Stranger: i try as much as i can im kinda a slut :P dont judge me
You: oh wow
You: do you like older men?
Stranger: yeah
You: good to hear
Stranger: do u like younger women?
You: most the time, they're more fun that women my age
Stranger: lol
You: so your 15 and do your own laundry?
Stranger: yeah my parents are always out and make me do alot of chores. if i dont i get in alot of trouble
You: that suuucks!
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: i hate my dad
Stranger: he like hates me
You: that sucks big time
Stranger: yeah, when i dont do my chores, he spanks me! on my bare ass too!
You: oh that must hurt!
Stranger: it does!
You: i bet you kinda like getting spanked though
Stranger: ....
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im such a slut!
You: hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: what's up?
Stranger: im waiting
You: waitin for what?
Stranger: my clothes to dry
You: what kinda clothes?
Stranger: all my clothes, i waited to long and now all mine are dirty
You: that's what i do...
Stranger: what
You: wait till they're all dirty, and then just do a huge load
Stranger: yeah, i should do them more often, but now i dont even have any to wear!
You: well that's the best!
Stranger: yeah, i love being naked
You: you feel so free
Stranger: i do, im just glad my parents are never home
You: asl?
Stranger: 15/f/usa
Stranger: u?
You: 22/m/uda
You: usa*
Stranger: cool
You: mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm
You: so are you naked all the time?
Stranger: i try as much as i can
im kinda a slut :P dont judge meYou: oh wow
You: do you like older men?
Stranger: yeah
You: good to hear
Stranger: do u like younger women?
You: most the time, they're more fun that women my age
Stranger: lol
You: so your 15 and do your own laundry?
Stranger: yeah my parents are always out and make me do alot of chores. if i dont i get in alot of trouble
You: that suuucks!
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: i hate my dad
Stranger: he like hates me
You: that sucks big time
Stranger: yeah, when i dont do my chores, he spanks me! on my bare ass too!
You: oh that must hurt!
Stranger: it does!
You: i bet you kinda like getting spanked though
Stranger: ....
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im such a slut!
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You: Hi!
Stranger: HO
Stranger: HI
You: Where are you from, M/F?
You: Canada
You: F
Stranger: M, Indonesia
You: nice
You: how old
Stranger: 15
Stranger: and you?
You: 16
You: where in indonesisa?
Stranger: Asia
Stranger: Jakarta
You: Fuck You
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Heyy!
You: F/M?
Stranger: M
You: F
You: Where from?
Stranger: Canada youu
You: Whistler Canada
You: (:
Stranger: im from winnipeg
You: Nice...
You: snow much?
Stranger: no its the middle of summer :P
You: haha
You: Whistler is BOMB
You: hows winnipeg?
Stranger: ii knowi it is i was jsut ther lol and winnipeg is awesome
You: haha.
You: go mtn bikin on whistler itss super fun (:
Stranger: thats wht i was doing actuly lol
You: haha
You: were you there for crankworx?
Stranger: mhhm
You: competing?
Stranger: yesss
You: nice
You: what day?
Stranger: friday
You: date?
Stranger: your mom
(he obviously wasnt there for crankworx)
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Stranger: 안녕
You: wait
Stranger: 안녕하세요
Stranger: 님아
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: i'm korean
You: haha
You: im from whistler
You: canada
Stranger: yeah~
You: 你是什么？
You: u in korea now>?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yes
You: M/f?
Stranger: m
You: age
Stranger: 15
Stranger: you?
You: 16/f
Stranger: wow.
You: yeah...
You: watcha doing?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you have boy friend?
You: yeah
Stranger: Canada is good?
You: yeah
You: funn
Stranger: i have been Canada
You: where in canada?
Stranger: u.s.a up
Stranger: canada
Stranger: um...
Stranger: forget
You: ohh
Stranger: iong time ago
Stranger: l
You: 白吃、
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You: Hi!
Stranger: HO
Stranger: HI
You: Where are you from, M/F?
You: Canada
You: F
Stranger: M, Indonesia
You: nice
You: how old
Stranger: 15
Stranger: and you?
You: 16
You: where in indonesisa?
Stranger: Asia
Stranger: Jakarta
You: Fuck You
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Heyy!
You: F/M?
Stranger: M
You: F
You: Where from?
Stranger: Canada youu
You: Whistler Canada
You: (:
Stranger: im from winnipeg
You: Nice...
You: snow much?
Stranger: no its the middle of summer :P
You: haha
You: Whistler is BOMB
You: hows winnipeg?
Stranger: ii knowi it is i was jsut ther lol and winnipeg is awesome
You: haha.
You: go mtn bikin on whistler itss super fun (:
Stranger: thats wht i was doing actuly lol
You: haha
You: were you there for crankworx?
Stranger: mhhm
You: competing?
Stranger: yesss
You: nice
You: what day?
Stranger: friday
You: date?
Stranger: your mom
(he obviously wasnt there for crankworx)
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Stranger: 안녕
You: wait
Stranger: 안녕하세요
Stranger: 님아
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: i'm korean
You: haha
You: im from whistler
You: canada
Stranger: yeah~
You: 你是什么？
You: u in korea now>?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yes
You: M/f?
Stranger: m
You: age
Stranger: 15
Stranger: you?
You: 16/f
Stranger: wow.
You: yeah...
You: watcha doing?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you have boy friend?
You: yeah
Stranger: Canada is good?
You: yeah
You: funn
Stranger: i have been Canada
You: where in canada?
Stranger: u.s.a up
Stranger: canada
Stranger: um...
Stranger: forget
You: ohh
Stranger: iong time ago
Stranger: l
You: 白吃、
why dont we just stay with one omegle thread? we have 3 now.
paroxysm's thread was first..
You: I COMMIT SUICIDE
You: IM JUST SICK OF THIS SELFISH WORLD
Stranger: do it now
Stranger: do it !
You: K
You: FUCK YOU, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. AMEN
Stranger: why don't u do right now?
LIKE 10 MIN WE BOTH DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I was joking
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paroxysm's thread was first..
You: I COMMIT SUICIDE
You: IM JUST SICK OF THIS SELFISH WORLD
Stranger: do it now
Stranger: do it !
You: K
You: FUCK YOU, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. AMEN
Stranger: why don't u do right now?
LIKE 10 MIN WE BOTH DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I was joking
5 min later he disconnects
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wth is this shit
omegl bitch
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Stranger: Hi, Female?
You: haii
You: yeah
Stranger: how old
You: 18
Stranger: have you smn
Stranger: msn
You: yeah =)
Stranger: give me yous
You: (I ENTERED A FRIEND'S MSN)
You: my name is melinda btw
Stranger: are you live in holland?
You: yeah
Stranger: im a german^^
You: ok
Stranger: whga means btw
You: by the way
Stranger: ok.
You: something like PS
Stranger: arenyou on in msn
Stranger: okay
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Pwnd 2 people.
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Stranger: Hi, Female?
You: haii
You: yeah
Stranger: how old
You: 18
Stranger: have you smn
Stranger: msn
You: yeah =)
Stranger: give me yous
You: (I ENTERED A FRIEND'S MSN)
You: my name is melinda btw
Stranger: are you live in holland?
You: yeah
Stranger: im a german^^
You: ok
Stranger: whga means btw
You: by the way
Stranger: ok.
You: something like PS
Stranger: arenyou on in msn
Stranger: okay
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Pwnd 2 people.
I lied this whole thing none of it is true.
Stranger: hi
You: He
You: asl
Stranger: 17/m/englang
You: 16/f/greenland
Stranger: u got msn
You: No sorry
Stranger: got facebook
You: No, I am horny so if i have any typos its cause i am masturbating ok
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This my favorite so far
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Indeed
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Stranger: hi
You: He
You: asl
Stranger: 17/m/englang
You: 16/f/greenland
Stranger: u got msn
You: No sorry
Stranger: got facebook
You: No, I am horny so if i have any typos its cause i am masturbating ok
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This my favorite so far
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Indeed
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Originally Posted by PandN
I lied this whole thing none of it is true.
Stranger: hi
You: He
You: asl
Stranger: 17/m/englang
You: 16/f/greenland
Stranger: u got msn
You: No sorry
Stranger: got facebook
You: No, I am horny so if i have any typos its cause i am masturbating ok
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This my favorite so far
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: He
You: asl
Stranger: 17/m/englang
You: 16/f/greenland
Stranger: u got msn
You: No sorry
Stranger: got facebook
You: No, I am horny so if i have any typos its cause i am masturbating ok
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This my favorite so far
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Indeed
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Stranger: hi
You: HAII
You: oops
You: sorry for caps :$
Stranger: ok
You: wait.. brb
You: something stuck in my anus
Stranger: brazileiro?
Stranger: rsrsrrsr
You: OMG
You: YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN MY ANUS!?
Stranger: m or f?
You: both =)
You: but
Stranger: f ohhh yess...
You: i found a fucking dog in my anus =3
You: haven't seen that fucker since i was 12! =D
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You: hi!
Stranger: hey how are u doing
You: omg
Stranger: WHY?
You: is this your idea of a joke!?
You: YOU SICK BASTARD!
You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Stranger: what did u say?
You: YOU BETRAYED ME!
You: I HATE YOU!!!
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Stranger: hi im soife
Stranger: sofie
You: k
You: are you lesbo?
You: http://tnation.tmuscle.com/forum_ima...06-2ykkrd4.jpg
You: would you put your taco in her taco?
You: would you suck her nipples so hard that her silicones will explode?
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Stranger: alp er tunga öldi mu ?alp er tunga öldi mu ?
You: hey
You: SHOUF SHOUF ALI BABA AKBAR!!!
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Real sadist bastard here:
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Stranger: You: HEIL HITLER
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: HITLER FTW!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
Stranger: sig hiel
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
Stranger: !
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: HEIL!
You: KILL TEH JEWS!
Stranger: you make our lord proud
Stranger: !
You: Yes.
You: hitler is our fuhrer
You: BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES!
You: all else must die >=O
Stranger: yes
Stranger: especially fat jew
You: yeah
You: lets give em liposuction
You: without narcose!
Stranger: stick a vacuum in thier vag
You: yessss >=D
Stranger: and suck out the mayonase
You: hell yeah
Stranger: andforce them to re eat it
You: make 'em choke on it
You: yeah!
You: make 'em choke
Stranger: yes!
You: but first
You: put their hands into blenders
You: untill the wrist
You: not just the fingers
Stranger: i like your style
You: i like my style too
You: =)
Stranger: cut them open and pour acohol
You: yeah
Stranger: then iron the gash back together
You: salt
You: salt 'n pepper and we've got bacon!
You: they say humans taste like chicken
You: but what will jews taste like?
Stranger: pork
Stranger: duh
You: they don't have the right to be called humans
You: the bastards
Stranger: mhmm
You: but pork is nice
You: jews aren't
Stranger: jews are pigs
You: oh yeah
You: you're right
Stranger: mhmm
You: i love reading the bible you know
You: i love the part where jezus gets tortured
You: and crucified
You: he deserves it
Stranger: mhmm
You: damn jew
Stranger: those jews
Stranger: sig hiel
You: heil hitler =)
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I JUST PLAYED ALONG! I AM NOT A RACIST. I SWEAR! (I'm just a bit sadistic.)
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Stranger: do you like
You: torturing?
You: yeah
You: See, I bought these Hermit Crabs, and for the life of me I just cant stop torturing the little devils! I shoot at them with a pellet gun, stab needles into their arms, flick them across the room and submerge them in nearly boiling water
Stranger: thats what I was gonna say
Stranger: !!! what a coincidence
You: they are alive but they wish they were dead >=D
Stranger: then kill them jesus dont make such a big deal of it
You: noooo!
You: don't kill 'em
You: keep torturing them
You: 'till they die of age
Stranger: you said you wished they were dead
Stranger: so kill them
Stranger: logic
You: nooo
You: i don't wish they were dead
You: THEY wish they were dead
Stranger: oh
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You: you're a bisexual obese woman with a congenital heart disease?
Stranger: no
You: then stfu
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Originally Posted by (G)rapefruit
Riiiight.. Just admit that you were horny... I bet you had that conversation after fondling your best friend right?
Originally Posted by PandN
Will you give it a break already!!!!!
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You: Hai
Stranger: hi
You: Your a obese trans sexual women with fat tits and heart disease?
Stranger: There are too many halfwits ...
You: then gtfo
Stranger: Say it to your dad.
(other guy d/c)
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Stranger: hi
You: ARE YOU A OBESE TRANS SEXUAL HAIRY LADY WHO LIKES PIE AND CORN?
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Stranger: Matt Bellamy?
You: Yes why
Stranger: ... United states of ...
You: America?
Stranger: Wrong. Eurasia.
Stranger: =D
You: FUCK U BIC
You: I HATE YOU
You: PICE O SHIET
You: FUCK YOU
You: DIE INDIAN
You: LIKE A ADOMA AAA
You: DDDD
You: FUCK U
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from>
You: Im highhh
You: damm
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You: Your names Fred
Stranger: turkey?
You: Right?
You: Fuck you/
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You: hEY
You: Sorry for caps
Stranger: hey
Stranger: haha, no worries
You: Im so pissed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sounds fun
You: I hate this world, im gonna commit suicide right now
You: here goes...
Stranger: enjoy
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You: Hai
Stranger: hi
You: Your a obese trans sexual women with fat tits and heart disease?
Stranger: There are too many halfwits ...
You: then gtfo
Stranger: Say it to your dad.
(other guy d/c)
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Stranger: hi
You: ARE YOU A OBESE TRANS SEXUAL HAIRY LADY WHO LIKES PIE AND CORN?
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Stranger: Matt Bellamy?
You: Yes why
Stranger: ... United states of ...
You: America?
Stranger: Wrong. Eurasia.
Stranger: =D
You: FUCK U BIC
You: I HATE YOU
You: PICE O SHIET
You: FUCK YOU
You: DIE INDIAN
You: LIKE A ADOMA AAA
You: DDDD
You: FUCK U
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from>
You: Im highhh
You: damm
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You: Your names Fred
Stranger: turkey?
You: Right?
You: Fuck you/
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You: hEY
You: Sorry for caps
Stranger: hey
Stranger: haha, no worries
You: Im so pissed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sounds fun
You: I hate this world, im gonna commit suicide right now
You: here goes...
Stranger: enjoy
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Stranger: hii
You: PANCAKES OR WAFFLES!?
Stranger: pancakes
You: STFU
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Stranger: hey, im 16 years old guy from sweden,
You: ICECREAM FTW!!!
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Stranger: hii
You: PANCAKES OR WAFFLES!?
Stranger: pancakes
You: STFU
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Stranger: hey, im 16 years old guy from sweden,
You: ICECREAM FTW!!!
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