HI IM BOB

AND I HAV AN ALCHOL ADDICTION

TITS OR GTFO!!!!

Hi bob, I'd like to inspect your tits..
See.. its my job at MPGH to make you stay as comfortable as possible.
Enjoy your stay!
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Lulz wtf?
Welcome man.
Read the rules and shit.

Welcome, and DON'T read the rules.
Following the rule is like... Ugh, nevermind.