DEAR GOOGLE
Dear Google,
Suck a dick.Why the fuck do you think it is legal for you and your gay boyfriend NSA to spy on innocent people masturbating. Its the SECOND time i got caught masturbating by google.Google why do you know soo much shit? Wtf? And are you some sort of gay craigslist? Cuz if i search man penis bear sucking unicorn some crazy shit appears.I dont hate you google we still cool, just dont send the FBI after me plz.
Love,
Jov (the masturbating guy)
No idea what you're trying to get at.