The Dream Thread

23/01/2014
I'm cleaning my pool, then for no reason, my mum disowns me.
She leaves the house and I live in my house with my older brother.
My older brother gets married, moves out.
Dad dies of sadness
(this is sad part)

I live alone now, in 4 storey house.
I post ad on gumtree, looking for occupant to live with me.
A man and a lady move in.
They're older than me around 20 years of age.
They share my brothers old room
I'm playing @arunforce 's game in my room and dave goes onto the game.
He's just walking, I get up and walk into the new couples room
Turns out he's dave (no joke) and his girlfriend is Liz (no joke)
I get special thing on mpgh
blah blah
---- FORGOT PART? ----

I'm in a shower and my uncle and his wife come to visit, my uncle and his wife walk into the bathroom where i'm showering.
The wife tells my uncles show me your dick, and he's like later

He comes in the shower naked and i'm just standing there watching, not moving, he makes me sit on the floor, and he fucking sits on me.
--- I wake up---

24/01/2014
So Basically leggo...

I remember my relatives being over for a swim, many of them, like all of them, then my friend who lives in our other house comes to pay the rent, but he's been overseas for 3 months and i haven't seen him, so i want to say welcome back.
I run upstairs to get a shirt, but for some reason I start looking for a pen (?)
I find a microphone and run downstairs to find he's already left, I was feeling quite sad.

--------------------FORGOT-------------------------------------

I'm at my Aunties place, i'm playing a game on her iPad
It's a shark tank game, but this is weird as fuck, like i'm a knight with a white horse riding to a castle, then I teleport from my aunties house into the game (no weird shit, it just happened) and I became the knight (like what the fuck), and I arrive where the other sharks are waiting (Instead of humans, they're like wizards and witches and shit)
Then I leave the shark tank and ride in the jungle and find my cadet troop. (What the fuck)
I get off my horse and i'm in army gear with my knight shit, everyone has a Halloween twist to them.
It's dark and our SUO is holding a torch to get to the camp site, we can see it in a distance.

We play around and some turkish kid from my actual cadet group has a hockey mask and a chainsaw. And yea, that's all i can remember for costumes .

We then get to the camp site, and I see someone who looks exactly like my fucking cousin.
But here's the weird part
So I'm like hello to my cousin, and then I remembered he finished cadets last year then he transformed into a younger version of him, and there it was , my cousin had a new brother (WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????)

We sit around the campfire and then they bring out nutella (?)
And I start singing a slogan for nutella, then my dads voice joins in, it's the sound of him waking me up

------------DREAM END---------------