Tornado!!!!!

Tornado signal is everywhere on my tv channel! What should i do? THIS IS NOT FAKE! REPEAT THIS IS NOT FAKE!
I live in sacramento and there is a tornado signal!

http://www.wunderground.com/US/CA/017.htmlⓘ

Gather all your money, gold, important and expensive shit, go dig a hole in your backyard, get bunch of food, and go down there for like 1 day until it's over.

well, good luck

Here are some sources to check out if you're really scared:

http://gohsep.la.gov/factsheets/whattodoinatornado.htm

http://info.louisiana.edu/mahler/oep/sug-torn.html

http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/safety.html

If you're too lazy, here are some key facts:
1.Avoid windows and go to the lowest floor possible.
2.Do NOT go outdoors.
3.Wear head protection, it can save your life.
4.Stay away from heavy objects, they might fall on you.
5.If the tornado is near, cover yourself with a mattress to protect yourself from falling debris.
6.Keep a good supply of food, batteries, water, etc...
7.Have a radio nearby.
8.You can always go to a shelter if you're REALLY scared.

Well the first things I suggest that you do is realize that MPGH does not give a fuck. The second thing that you should do is try to survive.

Its time to survive ! Good Luck

Move to Australia where there are no Tornados. Simple.

Originally Posted by Genesis

Move to Australia where there are no Tornados. Simple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...nado_outbreaks

There are.

And there are about 6 million other things out there trying to kill you in australia.

No thanks.

Originally Posted by Genesis

Move to Australia where there are no Tornados. Simple.

easy to say,hard to do.

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...nado_outbreaks

There are.

And there are about 6 million other things out there trying to kill you in australia.

No thanks.

I never seen one, and also I am still alive :P