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Well shit..
This pretty much just ruined my entire day...
Here I am, immediately following a fairly large dump, and I look to my right and see a fucking empty toilet paper roll
God damn fucking piece of shit nuggets
The toilet paper is downstairs and my entire family, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins are all down there. FML I have no escape...
#1 ·
Just use your hands to scrape away all the shit,then find someone you don't like and shake his hands.
#3 ·
Quote Originally Posted by maximon555 View Post
Just use your hands to scrape away all the shit,then find someone you don't like and shake his hands.
Or you could not resort to nasty shit and just yell at your mum to come up stairs.
#4 ·
If you have a phone you could just text somebody :I
#5 ·
You still on the toilet?
#6 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
You still on the toilet?
I was, but I resorted to using the empty roll lol....
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#8 ·
Hahaha that's too damn funny xD.
#9 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
Were you wearing socks?
LOL I actually thought about that but... I didn't like the idea of it haha...
#11 ·
Splash the water from the toilet onto the clinging shits.
#12 ·
Now I understand why you said "well shit.."
Just double check next time.
#13 ·
Get in the bathtub and wash your anus thoroughly.
#14 ·
Quote Originally Posted by AQWThunder View Post
Get in the bathtub and wash your anus thoroughly.

That's actually a good idea idk why I didn't think of that lol...
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