So here's the story. Ever since the day I was born she was a part of me. She was in my life the moment I came into existence. She was the anchor in my life and without here I couldn't do anything. Whether if it's tying my shoes or playing a game she was there to help me. Some people say I'm crazy to have asked her to marry but I didn't care. They didn't have the special bond that we shared. It was hard when we had our problems but we always manage to fix it and at the end of the day you could say we closer hand in hand. My friends and family couldn't hand'le the truth. She always complimented me saying I was very hand'some and such. Sure, I was very handy to be around and the two of us were complete. Enough of that, I would just like to let you know that my girlfriend for the majority of my life (as many of you always say), is my right hand. Yes, my right hand.
Please don't make fun of me. Im sure 90% of you people here are in the same position I am but at least I shared it.
So @Flengo and @BACKD00R, please do the honors and pronounce us husband and wife.
I'll be off on my honeymoon for a day so I'll be back in a days time. See ya!