The New Swatsec

Swatsec is an attention whore and a 13 year old boy, but more importantly, a non-hacker who believes the internet is in his control. He is Finland's answer to hann, in that all his "work" is based upon standing on the shoulders of giants and waving their flag around his head like an American at a 4th of July Coors party. He is currently employed at Nokia and sucks at Quake.
This autistic luser was g-lined after threatening to ddos the network. He responded to this by packeting until a CS III instructor was angry enough to repossess his botnet and disable it. Upon discovery that somehow, all the roots that other people had given him had been init 0ed, he realized that he was only the second person in history to fail CS III and retired to his mother's basement to sign onto steam, hopefully to never be seen again.
Zeekill has had a lot of good ideas throughout the course of his life. He thought it would be a good idea to steal credit cards, and then brag about it. He thought it would be a good idea to SWAT people, and then brag about it. He thought it would be a good idea to intimidate, harass, and threaten an FBI agent and a police officer, and then brag about it. (That was actually quite hilarious ) He thought it would be a good idea to call a registrar and sweet-talk them into giving him access to the website for an organization that certifies ethical hackers, and then brag about it.
In Finland, the typical punishment for any crime, from jaywalking to murder, is a stern talking to. After Zeekill stole Snowden's dox, however, it was decided that he needed to be locked up. In a European jail. Where he would be allowed to have his TV and video games. But Zeekill couldn't handle it, and misbehaved in pussy prison, so they started to move him to a more restrictive facility. However, that facility was full, so they just sent him home, and made him promise to not go on the Internet.