❗ IM JOINING THE ARMY

Dear MPGH,

over these last 2-3 months it has been great. a couple of days ago i got a note from my cousin sayin that i was accepted into the Air Force. But i still have to tell my mother and father about it. i wish the best of all of u and hope u live your life to the fullest like i am.


your friend, sweeny

Hope some irani hits you in the head and says "HEADSHOT" in Arab.

Nah just joking have fun in the sky

Sounds awesome, come back safely!
Must be so awesome to spend your days flying around, with G-force pinning you to your seat.
Hope you do well

Tell me how many Gs u go b4 u get knocked out

Tell how does it feel to have a real life Exageretly Big wep in the airplane xD

Fail, I don't believes this crap.

You said army and now airforce?

Tsk.

And a pilot?

Yeah, come back and tell me I didn't fight a land war with stick and stones.

Cool story bro. INB4LOCK.

um... in the title you said you're joining the army.. now you say airforce? i find it hard to believe that you would make a mistake like that. sorry but BS.

Military... Army..... Air force...Nachos....Nuclear bombs...

Erm, that's nice.