Epic Trolling xD

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[5:41] Gmtrcl: dude
bro
are you there?
it's important
[5:41] The Other Guy: yeah
[5:42] Gmtrcl: i need you to call an ambulance
[5:42] The Other Guy: who are you?
[5:42] Gmtrcl: dunt have phone
mistakely stabbed myself in the liver with a scissor while running
gonna die
hurry
[5:42] The Other Guy: who are you?
[5:42] Gmtrcl: i dont have time
omg
do you even care??
[5:42] The Other Guy: kiss my ***
who the **** are you?
[5:43] Gmtrcl: oh god
i'm tom
now just call an amublance and send it to 3
33 park avenue
hurry
life's at steak
[5:44] The Other Guy: i will call them
[5:44] Gmtrcl: thank you
[5:44] The Other Guy: because you are mentally illed
[5:44] Gmtrcl: if i live i will give you $99999999999
[5:44] The Other Guy: wlc
[5:44] Gmtrcl: cus i'm generous
:D
sorry, liver failing, mind going blank, only happy thoughts left
[5:45] The Other Guy: omg
if you die
i will let you unversion me
[5:46] Gmtrcl: i know, you will be heart broken and sad
[5:46] The Other Guy: i will set up time for your funeral
[5:47] Gmtrcl: no
i dont want a funeral
i need you to take my body and launch it into the sky with nasa's rocket so i reach heaven
thats my only wish
please carry it out
[5:47] The Other Guy: what if they found out that there is no heaven?
[5:48] Gmtrcl: then bring back my body and cremate it, then put the ashes in a golden urn and keep it next to your bed
that way you will remember me forever and ever
... as you're best league friend who you never played with
called tom
[5:49] The Other Guy: man
tommy 
can i call you tommy?
[5:49] Gmtrcl: no, just tom will be fine
but go ahead, call me whatever you like
[5:50] The Other Guy: i will call you dead boy
[5:50] Gmtrcl: thats okay since i will be dead soon
what is it?
[5:51] The Other Guy: who will you give your account to
when you die
you wont leave it rott in bronze V
:S
[5:51] Gmtrcl: ...i'm... silver... 4
i will give it to my beloved dog
[5:52] The Other Guy: silver + bronze = bronze V
:D
[5:52] Gmtrcl: hahahaha
hahahahahahhahaha
omg
that was so funny my injury healed
x_x
you saved me
thanks dude
i love you <3
[5:53] The Other Guy: love u more :*
[5:53] Gmtrcl: now i can live to see another day
thanks to you, my best friend
my best friend who i never got to see
:(
[5:53] The Other Guy: no need bro
[5:54] Gmtrcl: i will never delete you from my memories or my friendds list
i hope you don't either
<3<3
well, time for some more league :DD
if you ever want a duo ranked partner you can call me
i will come anywhere anytime for you bro
cus i love you
[5:58] The Other Guy: if youu
ever wanna duo Q
tell me
[5:58] Gmtrcl: i will
[5:58] The Other Guy: cause im a boooster
and im boosting this account
[5:58] Gmtrcl: ok, i need to duo with you now
invite me
i asked this one guy to leave lobby just for you
:D
[5:59] The Other Guy: im in champselect
so hard
[5:59] Gmtrcl: awww
all my efforts in vein
but ok
:(
[6:00] The Other Guy: x)
:(