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And I said, "Let there be light."

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Took me long enough.

I'm officially resigning from former staff. I can't take the responsibility anymore. It's an honorable position I was appreciative to be in but I no longer can partake in this position.
@Liz - I wanna thank you for everything you do. You gave me the opportunity to become Minion in the first place. We didn't really talk and I was just another Minion of the grind with a few sections, but the seven months I was Minion was a time where I learned a lot about my characteristics and attributes.
@Dave84311 - Despite our name difference and constant jabs at eachother, you will always be my _sheep friend. You do a great job at keeping this site running - which many people underestimate how hard it is, so I want to give you the respect you deserve.
@arunforce - We didn't really talk much either except for in MPGH1/when you were developing BT, but you're a really awesome guy and I praise you for how knowledgeable you are and how hard you work.