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You: Have you ever leaned over on the toilet and just watched yourself take a shit?
You: Its fascinating.
Stranger: Oh well, I'll try that out next time lol.
You: Its a lot of fun.
Stranger: Well.. taking a shit that hurts isn't.
Stranger: I know I'm gunna have a painful shit soon..
Stranger: Thanksgiving.
You: Ah, but those are the funnest to watch.
You: All the bright, magical colours.
Stranger: Like christmas poo.
You: Eww, you're creepy.
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Originally Posted by PyrexxHero

I'm bisexual.
Get the fuck over it.

Also, I'm not really bisexual.
It was a phase.

lol omggggggggg

Originally Posted by Dave84311

lol omggggggggg

Yes Dabis, I had a phase where I let myself open up to find out where I really belonged.
Then, when the hot guy at my school transferred I went back to being straight.

Got me points with the ladies though.

EDIT: Is this Dave's first post that's not in all caps?

Originally Posted by PyrexxHero

Yes Dabis, I had a phase where I let myself open up to find out where I really belonged.
Then, when the hot guy at my school transferred I went back to being straight.

Got me points with the ladies though.

EDIT: Is this Dave's first post that's not in all caps?

thats creepy

bi girls are ok but bi guys are weird

Omfg. I love creeping people out on that shit.

Please stop killing Omegle.

OMG WIN!!!!!

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Stranger: hi hun
Stranger: 19/F/Canada
Stranger: I'm on cam right now, come watch me:
You: 15/M/Florida
Stranger: its free
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Originally Posted by supernova2131

Smartass >.>

Originally Posted by supernova2131

OMG WIN!!!!!

lol'd

Great convo

What happened?

Originally Posted by omega

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Stranger: Have I omegled so much, that I am speaking now, not to an omegle user, but to Omegle herself?
Stranger: Do I now approach the throne of God?
You: Wha?
Stranger: I'm making fun of you in a really bizarre and abstract way.
Stranger: Which, by being explained, has lost its cadence.
Stranger: Kind of like the photon effect.
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OkaY?

Originally Posted by Omega

Stranger: Welcome to the most badass chat on Omegle. The one and only spam free chat on Omegle. Still alive and kicking even after numerous attacks and imitations. Enter your username to gain access to Omegle's secret, underground chat of badassery. =D Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long. CURRENTLY PASSWORD FREE!!!!
You: What?
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: so
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: what i do
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: o
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: o
Stranger: Are you human? We don't want stupid ass robot spammers. Answer this question. Don't use punctuation:
Stranger: What's the password? TO GET IN FREE, TYPE THE NAME OF THE COOLEST PERSON ON OMEGLE!! *cough*Mandy*cough*
You: Mandy!
Stranger: God, you're a fucking moron. GTFO.
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Smartass >.>

Stranger: hi
You: If you were stuck in a dark room with no doors or windows with walls made out of concrete, how would you get out?
Stranger: ..................
Stranger: i know
You: =D
Stranger: teleport
You: Smart o.o
You: fk
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: fk?
You: fuck
You: o.o
Stranger: why fuck?
You: nvm