This is a delicate situation...

I just found Miley Cyrus all over my 11 year old brother's iPod.
I need advice on appropriate measures to take, and detailed instructions on how to carry them out, as this is a very fragile situation, and must be handled with the utmost care.

GOGOGO NAOOO.

A small, pre-pubescent boy's life is in jeopardy.

Call him a fag and slap him in his face. Thats all I can say for anything dealing for Miley Cirus.
OR for a gentle thing tell him, Listen bor. Miley Cirus is a dumb country chick who wants to be some hot girl. So you shuld stop that.LOL

tell him to listen to the song in my sig

MAN THATS THATS.... BADD
U NEED TO TAKE THAT KID AND PLAY WITH
HIM
MAKE HIM DO MANLY SPORTS
OR SIMPLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IF HE DOESNT DELETE IT

Show him a doctored video of her in a transexual sergury. (Male to present day female)

while he is sleeping, delete all the songs, cut off his balls (he defenitely doesnt deserve 'em), and steal his ipod.

Originally Posted by Inna

tell him to listen to the song in my sig

: / noty.

Tell him that the climb is bullshit and its a dog- eat-dog world

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get him an intervention.

be sure to record it and post it for us.

Get him a lap dance and teach him the ways of being a real man.

if my bro liked miley cyrus id be standing in the hall way across from him with my eyes widen and my hair in my face .

Let him listen to actual rock or metal.

then say, see, my cyrus is for fags.

you is trollin nig

Either throw the ipod out the window, pocket it and sell if and buy VIP, or tell him that her songs may be kinda catchy but the longer he listens to it the more susceptible he is to premature ejaculation and having a tiny penis.

This is a delicate situation...

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