Oh Witcher 3
I really like loading screens in "open-world" games, too.
"12 hours in, level 7. I'm still just jumping in circles, swinging around the sword in huge circles. Oh. I'm in danger, roll out of the way then. Back to crouching tiger hidden dragon leaping sweeping sword play."
inb4 fanboys
This game didn't even look that appealing to me when it was first showcased and seeing that I never heard of the Witcher series before in my life I already knew I wasn't gonna fuck with it.