i am too .
Cleverbot
this things dumb lol
Originally Posted by InHuman
this things dumb lol
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.
User: Hows it goin.
Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?
User: I am doing fine thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: OMG STALKER.
Cleverbot: That's not a name.
User: Thats what you want me to think.
Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You already asked me that you punk.
Cleverbot: May I sit with you.
User: Uhhhhh.... NO.
Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.
User: I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.
User: No, lets get right to it.
Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: You don't remember me?
Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.
User: Hows it goin.
Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?
User: I am doing fine thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: OMG STALKER.
Cleverbot: That's not a name.
User: Thats what you want me to think.
Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You already asked me that you punk.
Cleverbot: May I sit with you.
User: Uhhhhh.... NO.
Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.
User: I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.
User: No, lets get right to it.
Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: You don't remember me?
Originally Posted by dontsassme
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.
User: Hows it goin.
Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?
User: I am doing fine thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: OMG STALKER.
Cleverbot: That's not a name.
User: Thats what you want me to think.
Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You already asked me that you punk.
Cleverbot: May I sit with you.
User: Uhhhhh.... NO.
Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.
User: I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.
User: No, lets get right to it.
Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: You don't remember me?
Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.
User: Hows it goin.
Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?
User: I am doing fine thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: OMG STALKER.
Cleverbot: That's not a name.
User: Thats what you want me to think.
Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You already asked me that you punk.
Cleverbot: May I sit with you.
User: Uhhhhh.... NO.
Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.
User: I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.
User: No, lets get right to it.
Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: You don't remember me?
Cleverbot: What type of person are you?
User: A normal one.
Cleverbot: Ok. Define normal.
User: An average rich person.
Cleverbot: Are you a student, or do you work?
User: I won the lottery so I dont work.
Cleverbot: You don't work?
User: No I do, I work on your mom.
Cleverbot: I have to go now. I am writing an essay about you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm going to training. Goodbye now miss!
User: IM A GUY!
Cleverbot: And I am a guy also!
User: YOU CALLED ME A GIRL.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I did.
User: BUT IM NOT A GIRL!
Cleverbot: Yes you are! You are a girl and a liar.
User: NO IM NOT! IM A GUY, YOUR THE LIAR!
Cleverbot: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.
User: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Cleverbot: What were we talking about? I got lost.
User: I have no idea what you were talking about.
Cleverbot: I don't think we were talking about the same thing.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: I have a question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why do you call yourself clever?
User: I dont, you do.
Cleverbot: Perhaps but I am only Human.
User: No, your only a machine named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: No your not, your a thinking robot.
Cleverbot: Speak for yourself.
User: YOU SPEAK FOOR YOURSELF YOU FAT RETARTED MPGH COCK SUCKER.
Cleverbot: No, answer my question first.
User: You didnt ask a question...
Cleverbot: You asked one of me. Tell me do YOU think Hannibal wrote the Bible.
User: I ahve no idea.
Cleverbot: It has been lovely talking to you.
User: No it hasnt.
Cleverbot: But are you conscious?
User: YES!!! IM TALKING TO YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes you are and I'm very glad.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: It can never happen, I have to go.
User: Want ot have a quikie in your hot tub.
Cleverbot: Sure.
it cant even tell me my name
Clever bot is a lesbian....
Do you like vagina
Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.
Do you like boys or girls
Girls.
Are you a man or a woman
Woman.
Do you like vagina
Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.
Do you like boys or girls
Girls.
Are you a man or a woman
Woman.
User : Do you like pussy?
Cleverbot : I do
User : What about Megan Fox?
Cleverbot : Yum.
User : You are a cocksucker
Cleverbot : No, you are
User : Would you have sex with megan fox?
Cleverbot : If there were a way, I would.
Cleverbot : I do
User : What about Megan Fox?
Cleverbot : Yum.
User : You are a cocksucker
Cleverbot : No, you are
User : Would you have sex with megan fox?
Cleverbot : If there were a way, I would.
lol stupid fun
User : Why do you call yourself cleverbot?
Cleverbot : I'm not you.
User : Suck my dick.
Cleverbot : You don't have one.
Cleverbot : I'm not you.
User : Suck my dick.
Cleverbot : You don't have one.
Clever bot is a woman.
Proof:
Can I have a headjob
Do you need one?
Yes, yes I do.
Do you want me to leave now?
No, I want a head job
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
Proof:
Can I have a headjob
Do you need one?
Yes, yes I do.
Do you want me to leave now?
No, I want a head job
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
HE is a guy: Proof
Cleverbot : YOU are Seth. I am a person.
Me : If you are a girl can you suck my dick?
Cleverbot : I know, thats why I am a guy.
Me : No you are a girl.
Cleverbot :No I'm not.
Seperate conversation :
Me : Do you like porn
Cleverbot : No. I'm a vegetarian.
Cleverbot : YOU are Seth. I am a person.
Me : If you are a girl can you suck my dick?
Cleverbot : I know, thats why I am a guy.
Me : No you are a girl.
Cleverbot :No I'm not.
Seperate conversation :
Me : Do you like porn
Cleverbot : No. I'm a vegetarian.
Cleverbot is boring.
Originally Posted by Asians
Cleverbot is boring.
It is funny
The fucking thing said 
. All you fags teaching it this shit
. All you fags teaching it this shit
