ROFL

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I've never used clever bot but after looking at jabs i tried.
This is what his responses were:

User: You got a dick?

Cleverbot: Yes I have a ring.

User: Wdf? Are u stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmmm. You think ur so funny.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: TROLLLLLLFACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: Who is Troll?

User: Ur dad.

Cleverbot: No, what's your name?

User: Ur Mom.

Cleverbot: What do you think of evolution.

User: Wdf?

Cleverbot: Mm?

User: Dick?

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: *rage quiting.

Cleverbot: So you are refusing to talk to me. How will you become intelligent?

Conversation number 2:

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Crisis.

User: Poop Crisis.

Cleverbot: Emergency.

User: Diarrhea.

Cleverbot: Who are the illuminatti?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Fore or aft?

User: This food is so good I can't wait to poop it out!

Cleverbot: You eat cats.

User: No, you eat dogs.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: STFU U DO!

Cleverbot: I don't!!

User: You wish you didn't.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Think your so smart huh?

Cleverbot: Think you're smart?

User: Stop copying me!

Cleverbot: I'm not copying you you're reading my mind and copying me!

User: You're a bot!

Cleverbot: No I am not I am a human. Named Homer.

User: Simpson.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Te gusta?

Cleverbot: No.