Unknown-Hacker (12-14-2013)
With a big troll on JustHost. This guy was hilarious.
Chat ID: 1794233. Question: Provider: Just Host - My Domain is: "Not specified." Starting a domain and such.
(8:07:36pm)Lou B.:
Thank you for contacting Justhost sales. How can I help you today?
(8:07:42pm)John Trollsten:
Hello
(8:07:51pm)John Trollsten:
I'm looking to get a domain and hosting started
(8:08:34pm)John Trollsten:
Hello, are you there?
(8:08:46pm)Lou B.:
Yes, I am here.
(8:08:51pm)John Trollsten:
Alrighty
(8:08:52pm)Lou B.:
Do you have some questions about our services before you sign up.
(8:08:58pm)John Trollsten:
Uhm yes
(8:08:58pm)Lou B.:
*?
(8:09:11pm)John Trollsten:
What is the going rate on hosting+a domain?
(8:09:18pm)John Trollsten:
Like how much am I gonna pay.
(8:09:53pm)Lou B.:
Our hosting prices are as follows :
12 months = $84.30 ($6.95 per month = 30% discount)
24 months= $142.80 ($5.95 per month = 40% discount)
36 months= $178.20 ($4.95 per month = 50% discount)
48 months= $141.60 ($2.95 per month)
(8:10:02pm)Lou B.:
You also have the option to pay monthly for $11.99 per month.
(8:10:10pm)Lou B.:
You get 1 free domain name for 1 year when you sign up for hosting.
(8:10:14pm)John Trollsten:
Daum, that's not too bad for 4 years.
(8:10:16pm)Lou B.:
After the free year, the domain is $14.99 per year.
(8:10:33pm)John Trollsten:
Alright
(8:10:35pm)John Trollsten:
So like
(8:10:44pm)John Trollsten:
If I buy the 48 month one, how many domains can I get.
(8:11:09pm)John Trollsten:
Can I have multiple domains on one host?
(8:11:23pm)Lou B.:
Yes, you can host as many domains/sites as you want on 1 account.
(8:11:28pm)John Trollsten:
Alright
(8:11:30pm)Lou B.:
To purchase additional domains, the cost is $14.99 per year.
(8:11:41pm)John Trollsten:
Well have you heard of that guy Gabe Newell from Vavle?
(8:11:51pm)John Trollsten:
I'm trying to start a gaming thing like him
(8:11:58pm)John Trollsten:
So I might need a few domains
(8:12:04pm)Lou B.:
I haven't heard of him.
(8:12:10pm)John Trollsten:
Oh wow, alrighty then
(8:12:13pm)John Trollsten:
Anyway
(8:12:20pm)John Trollsten:
Are there restrictions on domains?
(8:12:33pm)John Trollsten:
Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net"
(8:13:03pm)Lou B.:
Yes, that is perfectly fine. You can have any domain name you want. It's the content on your site that we have rules for.
(8:13:22pm)John Trollsten:
Awesome, ok so
(8:13:30pm)John Trollsten:
What is the DDoS protection on your hosts?
(8:14:19pm)John Trollsten:
Like, is my site going to be easy to get hit offline?
(8:14:21pm)Lou B.:
We protect up to 10GB on our shared servers.
(8:14:28pm)John Trollsten:
Alright, thats awesome
(8:14:41pm)John Trollsten:
There's this internet gang called the Criptonet out for me
(8:14:47pm)John Trollsten:
They're like the Crips in real life
(8:14:50pm)John Trollsten:
just on the web
(8:14:58pm)John Trollsten:
ok so, what are my content restrictions
(8:15:51pm)Lou B.:
Adult content, weapon sales, pharmaceutical sales, gambling sites, and no drug/narcotic sites.
(8:16:16pm)John Trollsten:
Now, is adult content classified as nudity, or is like swearing and stuff ok.
(8:16:35pm)John Trollsten:
Cause we're both adults here, a bit of sailor here or there wont hurt nobody.
(8:16:52pm)Lou B.:
Swearing is fine. When I say adult content, I mean pornography, nudity, adult toy sales, etc.
(8:17:17pm)John Trollsten:
So only full nudity? What about swim suits and stuff
(8:17:31pm)Lou B.:
Swim suits are totally fine. If you don't mind, may I be frank?
(8:17:38pm)John Trollsten:
Sure thing
(8:18:00pm)Lou B.:
You can have naked women even, as long as the nipples and other private areas are blurred out.
(8:18:29pm)John Trollsten:
Alrighty
(8:18:31pm)John Trollsten:
That's good
(8:18:32pm)Lou B.:
Lingerie and swimsuits are perfectly fine.
(8:18:43pm)John Trollsten:
Cause spongebobsbutthole.net is clearly not child friendly.
(8:18:55pm)Lou B.:
hahaha
(8:19:20pm)John Trollsten:
Yes, alrighty then we're getting close to the end
(8:19:27pm)John Trollsten:
What are acceptable payment methods
(8:19:45pm)John Trollsten:
Can I pay you guys in jars of pennies?
(8:20:00pm)Lou B.:
We accept Paypal and credit card payments.
(8:20:08pm)John Trollsten:
Ah, so no pennies huh.
(8:20:25pm)Lou B.:
Unfortunately, no.
(8:20:39pm)John Trollsten:
Damn, all these pennies are going to waste
(8:20:46pm)John Trollsten:
All I do is throw them at driving cars
(8:21:09pm)John Trollsten:
Alright, let's be serious here.
(8:21:15pm)Lou B.:
That sounds fun. I'm gonna have to teach my son what to do with the useless pennies we have now.
(8:21:22pm)Lou B.:
Ok, back to business.
(8:21:47pm)John Trollsten:
Most people hang up or close after I ask about spongebobsbutthole.net
(8:22:06pm)John Trollsten:
You are definenetly an awesome employee
(8:22:13pm)Lou B.:
Why thank you.
(8:22:21pm)John Trollsten:
Keep up your sense of humor.
(8:22:30pm)John Trollsten:
Thanks for the awesome content.
(8:22:49pm)Lou B.:
You're very welcome. Hey, spongebobsbutthole.net is available, by the way.
(8:22:53pm)John Trollsten:
Ahaha
(8:22:58pm)John Trollsten:
I would hope so
(8:23:17pm)John Trollsten:
See ya later buddy
(8:23:24pm)Lou B.:
Have a great weekend!
(8:23:28pm)John Trollsten:
You too.
Top fucking lel.
This guy was really good.
Unknown-Hacker (12-14-2013)
I actually expected him to be like "Fuck you."
If every employee was like that..
Damn why aren't more people like that..
Glad to see that people know how to have fun at work.
Made me lol(8:12:20pm)John Trollsten:
Are there restrictions on domains?
(8:12:33pm)John Trollsten:
Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net
Raple (12-13-2013)
Lol, employee of the decade .
Aint even funny. Your waisting the mans time with your gay questions. Go play on your swings or something.
SjoerdIsNotBanned (12-15-2013)
I seriously never expected that, I think that employee is also like you
That guy is awesome
"People don't change.
Circumstances do."
"Trying to find succes without working hard is like trying to harvest where you did not sow"
Bullpop
Will be my supp in LoL
You spin me right round right round
Lol. That guy is awesome.
Donator Since 2~12~13
Why did Lou continue with the Conversation?
Credits go to Invalid_Username. Thanks bro!
PotHeads hang here: https://www.mpgh.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=170
Pics or GTFO! Just kidding, the conversation was pretty funny though so it'd be nice if you took screenies of it. Might go over there and troll a bit.
Awards for the employee.