My dad is a literal cancer to my life.

[Charion]

My sensors are detecting that OP is likely 13 - 16 years old.

Puberty is on full force and hormones are raging, causing OP to be as moody as a girl on her period.
Eventually though, OP will look back and realize his father had good intentions, but it'll be too late by then.

There's no instruction manual to being the perfect parent.

Also, if you spend all your time on the computer who WOULDN'T think you have something for them?

Legally get drunk at America without police being evolved is definitely the age I am at, yes I can go to an American bar and get myself drunk with an id identification.. So much about 13 to 16, huh?

I am just disappointed.