MPGH - A Poem

[Batman]

So while I was banned for plotting against the empire, I wrote a little poem out of boredom with my alt, @Defaulted. Here's the original poem:
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=905094

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The wind blows
The river flows
Jov fucks more hoes

But it doesn't matter

Because that is real life
It's like someone got a big-ass knife

And cut the thing that held together the internet and reality
Though master131 and Rejected showed that the net can stop a fatality

So long live the empire
Even though shitpost spreads like wildfire
And idiots set the bar of stupidity higher

MPGH lives on

It is the empire of days
Where we get hacks handed to us on trays
Where we talk about ISIS to bags of Lays
Where we find it funny to offend gays

Where one can get banned for plotting against the empire and calling Liz hot
Where one can be a leecher and sign up just for a bot
Where one can make racist jokes about getting shot
Where one can even be scammed by a MM, like GBot

Oh MPGH

The empire of game hacking
With thread topics varying from pokemon to fapping
And members whose only day to day activities are shitposting and napping
With music threads that have the fakest ******s rapping
And users making money with account cracking

MPGH has it all.
Sometimes it stood so tall.
Sometimes it had to fall.

But it survived.

Long live the empire.

Long live MPGH.

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A poem by Titanate.

Also, since when did the Poetry Café exist?

[[MPGH]Cursed]

wrong section.

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/354-lizs-poetry-cafe/

[Nyssaa]

Wow, im impressed, this is good.

[Fucking Moron]

Cool story bro.
Now go fuck yourself...


Pls?

[Batman]

Cool story bro.
Now go fuck yourself...


Pls?

Considering the image of you that most people you've interacted with online hold, you should be saying that to yourself.

At least I actually made this rap, unlike your works (@arunforce).

[Xiolest]

Not bad, how long did it take you to make it?

[Hitokiri~]

You're one of the reasons I fucking hate people.

[Batman]

You're one of the reasons I fucking hate people.

Look back at your location.

That's you.

Not bad, how long did it take you to make it?

LMAO i just thought about it while listening to some Drake for about 15 minutes. I created it while I was banned.

[71c]

Where is my name

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Where is my name

[Jvk]

Where is my name

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Where is my name

So while I was banned for plotting against the empire, I wrote a little poem out of boredom with my alt, @Defaulted. Here's the original poem:
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=905094

-----------------------------------------------------
The wind blows
The river flows
Jov fucks more hoes

But it doesn't matter

Because that is real life
It's like someone got a big-ass knife

And cut the thing that held together the internet and reality
Though master131 and Rejected showed that the net can stop a fatality

So long live the empire
Even though shitpost spreads like wildfire
And idiots set the bar of stupidity higher

MPGH lives on

It is the empire of days
Where we get hacks handed to us on trays
Where we talk about ISIS to bags of Lays
Where we find it funny to offend tavi

Where one can get banned for plotting against the empire and calling Liz hot
Where one can be a leecher and sign up just for a bot
Where one can make racist jokes about getting shot
Where one can even be scammed by a MM, like GBot

Oh MPGH

The empire of game hacking
With thread topics varying from pokemon to fapping
And members whose only day to day activities are shitposting and napping
With music threads that have the fakest ******s rapping
And users making money with account cracking

MPGH has it all.
Sometimes it stood so tall.
Sometimes it had to fall.

But it survived.

Long live the empire.

Long live MPGH.

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A poem by Titanate.

Also, since when did the Poetry Café exist?

I found it <3

[Batman]

Where Is My Name

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Where Is My Name

Got ya below:

Even though shitpost spreads like wildfire
And idiots set the bar of stupidity higher

And members whose only day to day activities are shitposting and napping

[71c]

I found it <3

I don't want to talk to you

[Morbid]

This is.. Something else. It's like utter bullshit. But yet so good. Good job m8.

[GerrysamHD]

i want to fap to that poem

[Batman]

i want to fap to that poem

Better than fifty shades of grey boi