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    HJ Gets Job???

    It's official. I have a fucking job ladies and gents.

    I now work as a Kroger Utility Clerk! How amazing. In case none of you knew what the fuck that job was it is a grocery bagger and I retrieve the carts from the parking lot.

    $8.50 an hour 8]

    tl;dr https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sp7alZxf3m

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    HJ babe is gonna be making that bank real soon

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    Congratulations man, I work Mcdonalds and I earn almost as much as you do.
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    Congrats!

    I haven't got a job yet, going to some time this year though.

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    I'm disappointed. When i read the title i was hoping it was a link to some news article about some chic getting hired for offering a handjob in the interview.

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    Ayy lmao Jr's Jr.

    Bitches love a guy working at Kroger's as a Utility Clerk.

    Way to go

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    Better than my first job. Sign holder in FL for a year. 5 days a week @ 16 Y/o, college classes the other 2 days. Less than legal, but w/e. 4 years later I'm a software dev working bankers hours - workouts included on-the-clock. In a couple months you will start to hate having a job, but stick to it and show some responsibility. After a year as a sign holder I was promoted into sales, same hourly rate + commission because I always showed up 10-15 minutes early. Meanwhile, half the sales staff were always late. People notice that kind of shit.
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    Congrats dude ,I expected some strange rap shit again but yeah congrats

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    Congrats dude!
    hi

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    Grats! I myself need to get a job, been almost 2 years jobless haha

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    Damn you aren't getting paid enough. 10 bucks is minimum wage over here in WA State.
    there's nothing left for you here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    Damn you aren't getting paid enough. 10 bucks is minimum wage over here in WA State.
    indiana boys

    corn
    corn
    and more corn

    Oh well, works for now tbh, idc about $8.50 an hour, good nuff' for now. Just going to save it for a couple years for a nice fuckin' car.

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    congrats bro, next step is getting a life
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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    Damn you aren't getting paid enough. 10 bucks is minimum wage over here in WA State.
    Sounds like the fucking life

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