Amber Alert: SUPER USER MISSING
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SUPER USER [MPGH]ace76543 Has been reported missing today. He is a he was an alcoholic and a drug addicted rocker and also a long time Super User who has not been seen on MPGH or MSN for over a week. WE believe that he is MIA, and possible KIA while fulling his SUPER duties on MPGH. We are currently looking into the situation, and have some suspects. We belive that he might be kidnapped by the mother fucking ass wipe "MIKE GREEN DAY" so that he can bargain for his unban. If you have any information on this please contact a Super User ASAP!
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>>, we have to get Ace back before its too late, His asshole must be as wide as a watermelon right now D: WE HAVE TO GET HIM BACK ALIVE NIGGURS