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Flame war tips
Flame war tips
Originally Posted by Kanna
Lol at this fail. If you are not 12 years old, just admit you lie about your age. If you were 21, this just proves how prevalent stupidity is.
Tom please open up some "flaming lessons" that don't include "your mom".
Tom please open up some "flaming lessons" that don't include "your mom".
Rules to remember:
-When you flame, use PROPER GRAMMAR or you'll look just big of an idiot as the guy you're flaming
-Only flame when it's an idiot begging, spamming, or attempting to flame
-Flaming a jackass who knows how to flame will start a flame war, and be prepared for that too
Take notes by the way
THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS: NEVER USE "YOUR MOM" IN YOUR FLAME
Why? Because it's stupid. Why? Because it's the internet.
Flaming lesson #1: Make fun of their insults first
Idiot: "Your mom sucked my dick last night!"
Tom: "Haha, and here I thought you were gay! Boy, was I wrong"
Flaming lesson #2: Find their spelling errors
Idiot: "Wel i cAn hacke an u cant so gtfo!"
Tom: "Wow, you're not just an idiot, you're an idiot that can't even spell simple words out"
Flaming lesson #3: Tell them their faults
Idiot: "I hate you Tom, you're a noob!"
Tom: "Haha, moron. The term "noob" is used as an insult to those who actually play games. I, however, have a life and can actually say with honesty that I don't spend 5 hours a day playing video games."
Flaming lesson #4: Stereotypes always help
Idiot: Dude I sit around playing WR all day and eating hot pockets.
Kanna: GTFO your ass because you will get breast cancer.
Sadistic Grin's guide to flaming:
Quote because I know you choobs won't open up a link, you lazy ass fuckers
Originally Posted by SadisticGrin
Guide to Successful Flaming v1.0
I don't know what it is with all these little noobs showing up and saying shit like.
"Dave is my bitch"
"Dave does what I say"
"Dave is my Mexican"
"I say go and Dave says how deep."
And your all wondering "Oh why oh why did I get banned? I see people calling Davey their bitch all the time!"
I'm here to show you the method behind the madness.
Key Variables
1. Who you are.
2. How many post do you have.
3. How funny is your flame?
4. Who are you Flaming?
5. Do you spam a lot?
I've arranged 5 key variables in order from 1-5. 1 being the most influence 5 being the lease. Do not get arrogant though, they all have a vibrant effect on the outcome.
_______________________
Now I will break down the 5 variables for those who haven't quite figured it out yet.
1. Who you are.
Basically. Who are you?
Are you well liked?
Do people enjoy your company? Your imput on certain subject?
The more people like you the less likely you will get banned for a miss fired Flame.
2. How many post do you have.
Your post count with dramatically influence the result of your Flame.
A lot of people have trouble understanding this, so I will use this brilliant analogy.
Your post count is to MPGH what your High School Diploma is to Employer's.
3. How funny is your flame?
Despite it's spot on our list, the comedic response received by a flame may over ride every other variable! Don't get your hopes up for this is rare.
The way this works is the funnier the flame the least likely you'll get bent for it.
4. Who are you Flaming?
The more respected the community member the higher the risk of bantage.
5. Do you spam a lot?
If you do, we probably hate you all ready and are just looking for a reason to ban you.
~(To be continued)~
Other vantage points to be examined.
Good Flame Vs. Bad Flame
Grammar and its effects on a Flame.
Flame compilation charts.
And eventually Flame Generator! (with the data from the compilation charts.)
More to come...
I don't know what it is with all these little noobs showing up and saying shit like.
"Dave is my bitch"
"Dave does what I say"
"Dave is my Mexican"
"I say go and Dave says how deep."
And your all wondering "Oh why oh why did I get banned? I see people calling Davey their bitch all the time!"
I'm here to show you the method behind the madness.
Key Variables
1. Who you are.
2. How many post do you have.
3. How funny is your flame?
4. Who are you Flaming?
5. Do you spam a lot?
I've arranged 5 key variables in order from 1-5. 1 being the most influence 5 being the lease. Do not get arrogant though, they all have a vibrant effect on the outcome.
_______________________
Now I will break down the 5 variables for those who haven't quite figured it out yet.
1. Who you are.
Basically. Who are you?
Are you well liked?
Do people enjoy your company? Your imput on certain subject?
The more people like you the less likely you will get banned for a miss fired Flame.
2. How many post do you have.
Your post count with dramatically influence the result of your Flame.
A lot of people have trouble understanding this, so I will use this brilliant analogy.
Your post count is to MPGH what your High School Diploma is to Employer's.
3. How funny is your flame?
Despite it's spot on our list, the comedic response received by a flame may over ride every other variable! Don't get your hopes up for this is rare.
The way this works is the funnier the flame the least likely you'll get bent for it.
4. Who are you Flaming?
The more respected the community member the higher the risk of bantage.
5. Do you spam a lot?
If you do, we probably hate you all ready and are just looking for a reason to ban you.
~(To be continued)~
Other vantage points to be examined.
Good Flame Vs. Bad Flame
Grammar and its effects on a Flame.
Flame compilation charts.
And eventually Flame Generator! (with the data from the compilation charts.)
More to come...
More to come
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