cant there be more Super users

[Michael Myers]

cant there be more super users?

[Bryci]

No, because you touch yourself at night while thinking of Michael Myers.

[Michael Myers]

No, because you touch yourself at night while thinking of Michael Myers.

i am michael myers son

[Julma Henri]

Do u wanna be Super User ?

[Michael Myers]

Do u wanna be Super User ?

Nah Just wondering

[Derail]

Super users are retired users?

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Super Users are ex staff.

Gtfo.

[[MPGH]AVGN]

SP group is kinda like a retirement home.

[Michael Myers]

Super Users are ex staff.

Gtfo.

naw they aint u sir are wrong

[Julma Henri]

Do u need application for TM ?

[Derail]

naw they aint u sir are wrong

U sir are wrong,he has been here longer then u so u don't know balls,he knows all.

[Michael Myers]

U sir are wrong,he has been here longer then u so u don't know balls,he knows all.

u dnt even know who i am. well im done endofconvo.

[[MPGH]AVGN]

Do u need application for TM ?

SENSE
Lets all start acting with some.

Random bullets:

• Nobody is an oldphag or a newphag, you're all just members of MPGH
• As soon as summer is over things will return to normal, this increase of spam happens yearly
• Stop begging for staff positions (TM/CS included), if you deserve them Dave will plop you into the usergroup when the time comes
• Videos and images have their own sections, unless it pertains directly to MPGH (i.e. Moe's videos) it doesn't belong in general
• Josh is not dead
• All staff can middle-man for you if you ask
• Sam and his son will stop if you ignore them [A]
• Nobody cares about your twitter updates
• If it can be answered by a simple PM to a person don't make a thread about it instead
• Don't +1 just because the thread is still open
• Just because General doesn't force the rules down your throat doesn't mean you can act like a retard
• Spell-check exists for a reason
• Don't feed the trolls
• Lighten up, this is MPGH.. try and have some fun
• Post shit that pertains to the topic posted originally by the OP
• Emoticons are fine in moderation, but they shouldn't account for 90% of the post. Try and post things that are constructive.
• If you're going to spew incoherent flames at random people at least do it in the correct section.
• The best way to get in contact with a staff member is over MSN, I recommend you download it if you don't already have it. Most of MPGH uses it.
• If you think your signature is too big.. it is.
• People who represent the site should act appropriately (decent grammar, aware of the rules, helpful)
• Racism should be avoided unless the targeted members are unaffected/indifferent to it.
• Don't post QFT. If you agree you don't need to tell everyone about it. If you support the notion, add to it.
• In order to get a position of power on the site (no matter what it is) you have to put forth some amount of effort. Don't expect to do nothing and spontaneously get a mod position in a section you barely contribute to. Mods are chosen based off their reputation, contributions to the section and the site, their attitude and intellect. Staff are generally chosen by Josh and Liz and then approved by Dave. Do not apply for a position that you can't be active enough to handle.
• If you are unaware of which section your prospective thread should go in, contact a staff member. This saves the section mod from having to move it, and having people say "J00 P0sTed iN Wr0NG SXN"
• IMAGES GO HERE~~~> Click here
• VIDEOS GO HERE~~~> Click here
• SPAM GOES HERE~~~> Click here
  
  
  
  I'll post some more as I think of them.

POST IN THE WRONG SECTION AND YOU WILL BE BANNED

[A] The "Sam" rule applies to any troll, Sam was just the best example I could think of that early in the morning.

Feel free to add to my list, I realize I've broken a few of these, but I won't from now on.

Thanks to those of you who contributed. (mostly Doc)

[Julma Henri]

Thanks AVGN !

[Rick93]

No just no