How to make some one rage.
1. Be presitent
2. Be annouying as fuck.
3. = rage
"We are fucking suspended.. again...
Yes I know, this is fucking annoying, maybe it would help if a certain ****** (we know who he is) didn't keep reporting us to attempt to get us to take his shitty shared hosting so he can grab our database and attempt to own you all... WE N0 L1K3 J3Wz lolll
We are gonna put a stop to this once and for fucking all, it's pissing us off just as much as it is you. The reason we are taking so long is because this ****** in question always does it when I am away for the weekend so it stays down for a while.
Don't worry, we are gonna fix it. - Ben"
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