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    Close Call

    I just got off the phone with my doctor, for the passed few days I thought I had AIDS. Luckily i'm aids positive, I feel for all the poor assholes who are negative.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Bull shit?

    AIDS positive means you have AIDS...

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    what the fuck. were you on a sex spree or something?

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    No positive is good, negative is bad. Open a fucking dictionary.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    So you were black for the past few days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    So you were black for the past few days?
    No, and why is everyone acting so weird, this is good news. Aids sucks balls and I'm clean.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Well, I'm happy you don't have AIDS and i hope you live a good life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    Well, I'm happy you don't have AIDS and i hope you live a good life.
    Well thank you. Finally one asshole who reacts how I expect when I posted this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    No positive is good, negative is bad. Open a fucking dictionary.
    Umm wrong? If you are positive for AIDS you have AIDS...

    And what made you even think you had AIDS?

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    Go back to Africa.



    BRING BACK BT, BRING BACK SAGA, BRING BACK VF, BRING BACK MPGHCRAFT, BRING BACK HABAMON


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    Well Sam called about a week ago and said I should get tested because he recently found out he had it.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Oh shit, thats the worst thing that can happen to you. "Phew I don't have AIDs", =0.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    hahahahahahahhahahahahaahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Finally one asshole
    ahhhaaahahhaahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil May Cry View Post
    ahhhaaahahhaahahahaha

    Whats so damn funny?
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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