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I just got off the phone with my doctor, for the passed few days I thought I had AIDS. Luckily i'm aids positive, I feel for all the poor assholes who are negative.

Bull shit?

AIDS positive means you have AIDS...

what the fuck. were you on a sex spree or something?

No positive is good, negative is bad. Open a fucking dictionary.

So you were black for the past few days?

Originally Posted by Sublime

So you were black for the past few days?

No, and why is everyone acting so weird, this is good news. Aids sucks balls and I'm clean.

Well, I'm happy you don't have AIDS and i hope you live a good life.

Originally Posted by Sublime

Well, I'm happy you don't have AIDS and i hope you live a good life.

Well thank you. Finally one asshole who reacts how I expect when I posted this thread.

Originally Posted by Paroxysm

No positive is good, negative is bad. Open a fucking dictionary.

Umm wrong? If you are positive for AIDS you have AIDS...

And what made you even think you had AIDS?

Go back to Africa.

Well Sam called about a week ago and said I should get tested because he recently found out he had it.

Oh shit, thats the worst thing that can happen to you. "Phew I don't have AIDs", =0.

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahha

Originally Posted by Paroxysm

Finally one asshole

ahhhaaahahhaahahahaha

Originally Posted by Devil May Cry

ahhhaaahahhaahahahaha

Whats so damn funny?

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