i just...

took a shit so big i cried

im not even kidding
like i was for real screaming out to god beggin him to just make it end
when i was done i had to go grab a trash bag to pick it up with
cuz there ain't no way that was goin down
it was bigger than my forearm in width not length

ima get drunk now..

usa toilets fucking suck,come to europe! you won't stop shitting!.

Originally Posted by kvll

usa toilets fucking suck,come to europe! you won't stop shitting!.

i don't know how a different toilet will help

i feel like i just got prison raped...

Originally Posted by Stoney Franklin

i don't know how a different toilet will help

i feel like i just got prison raped...

happens to me sometimes,i can't even get the shit out...
well to shit like a shitting machine,just drink some milk and drink a beer

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Originally Posted by kvll

happens to me sometimes,i can't even get the shit out...
well to shit like a shitting machine,just drink some milk and drink a beer

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that makes u throw up, not shit.

Originally Posted by Insomniac

that makes u throw up, not shit.

in my case,it makes me take huge shits xD

Originally Posted by kvll

in my case,it makes me take huge shits xD

well then ure lying, cus milk + alcohol = throwing up

Originally Posted by Insomniac

well then ure lying, cus milk + alcohol = throwing up

thats not true

ever heard of a mudslide???
its alcoholic chocolate milk
i don't like mixed drinks much but i love that one

Originally Posted by Stoney Franklin

thats not true

ever heard of a mudslide???
its alcoholic chocolate milk
i don't like mixed drinks much but i love that one

thats not the same, i meant as in normal milk and then drinking alcohol, not mixing it

Originally Posted by Insomniac

thats not the same, i meant as in normal milk and then drinking alcohol, not mixing it

well yeah but you said alchohal+milk
i took what you said in context
but im sure beer n milk would make me puke
maybe not everclear or some clear liquor though

Tweet tweet. I don't want to hear about your constipation probs

Originally Posted by SjoerdJr...

Tweet tweet. I don't want to hear about your constipation probs

then don't read the whole post???

Originally Posted by SjoerdJr...

Tweet tweet. I don't want to hear about your constipation probs

yo dude!! never fuck with constipation,it's a real pain in the ass,and extreme constipation " 2 week no shitting ,happened to me " might make you go suicide....

everclear is good with apple cider (boiled applecider)

Originally Posted by Insomniac

everclear is good with apple cider (boiled applecider)

everclear is good with everything

i just...

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