i just...

took a shit so big i cried
im not even kidding
like i was for real screaming out to god beggin him to just make it end
when i was done i had to go grab a trash bag to pick it up with
cuz there ain't no way that was goin down
it was bigger than my forearm in width not length

ima get drunk now..

usa toilets fucking suck,come to europe! you won't stop shitting!.