Programming jokes

The first one is wrong.
Binary is base two, not 10.
Decimal is base 10 -.-
It's:
There's two kinds of people in the world: Those who do and those who do not understand Binary.

Binary is 1's and 0's meaning Positives and negatives.

This has to be VirtualDUDE /fp

But anyways

0000 = 0
0001 = 1
0010 = 2 << therefore there are 10 people in this world. 10 = 2. 2 people in this world. See. It's a pun.
0011 = 3
0100 = 4
0101 = 5
0110 = 6
0111 = 7
1000 = 8
1001 = 9
1010 = 10
1011 = 11
1100 = 12
1101 = 13
1110 = 14
1111 = 15

Clearly he's one of the people who DON'T understand binary.

Aha got it now :P
Didn't even consider that lol.

EDIT:
Binary only goes to 1025? lol...

Binary is infinite It's a bunch of 1's and 0's together that the computer can read.

A single character. Such as 'd' or '#' is 8 1's and 0's

The single characters are converted to hexadecimal, and then those are converted to a number between 0-255 which are then converted to binary.

Binary is the most basic, lowest level, hardest to use, no UI, nearly impossible to use programming language.

Every programming language when they compile a program will "decrypt" the code, so to speak. Basically, they change all the code to a bunch of 1's and 0's. And THAT is what binary is. FYI. The way you said it ruins the joke.

@whit I have heard those jokes before actually. Just couldn't remember them to well. Theres also one about a string that isn't null terminated, but I forget it.

don't tutor me. I have when people do that, for no apparent reason
Binary is a mathematical base, not a programming language.

Yes, although without computers binary would never have been created.

Binary was used in machines before being a mathematical base. Well I suppose both at the exact same time. Although binary IS how computers read everything. So technically, binary is the lowest level programming language. If you can figure out how to use it . You'd basically be programming directly into the hardware...

If computers and machinery were never invented, nor would binary. Binary is only here because it's the fastest way for computers to read...

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, "Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!"
To which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

Copied them off a page, heard em all <:

lol. Most programmer jokes are offensive. Meh, still give me a chuckle or two.

LOL@HD

Two girls walk into a bar, the one girl asks for a drink, the other one asks for a.....
And in the end, they lived happily to the end of their days, meaning until they weren't beautiful enough to be used.

(Deep inside the story there should be a moral, and a meaning i suppose O_o)

I don't quite understand that one @VirtualSia :S

Umm what ?
Is this a programming joke or kinky sex story?