Twisted Dream Game!!!

Being bored of all our other games i'm gonna try and start this new one!

The rules are simple. Post a detailed fantasy dream type deal and the next person twist it all around and makes it horrible.

EX: My Favorite pony jumped over the rainbow and we were all happy.

But then he landed on a spike which shot through his skull and blood went all over the wonderfull love kittens of sicko land.

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System79 and Elly come back to MPGH and we all share giggle stories over a h4x0red net fire.

no thx

Originally Posted by SadisticGrin

But then the fire begins to Rage, Consuming everything in its path. as it trudges on toward its only goal: sheer Oblivion. The flames lick the newly-scorched corpses of the gay lovers, and nothing can satiate its hunger for annhilation, and its thirst for murder.

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I went back in time to 1970, and bought a 25% of Microsoft stock.
I proceeded to also go back in time, brining along with me electronics, and taking credit for having invented them. i.e. The iPod, the Laptop, the Lightbulb, the Wind-powered Cow Moistener, and every Mainstream Video Game Console yet.
I went back to the present, and was instantly a Quadrillionaire.
I proceeded to hire Bill Gates and Steve Jobs as my personal Butlers, where i simply fired them and laughed.