Don't you just hate it when.....

You are taking an epic shit then, suddenly, from the deep abyss of your ass you get what I like to call "Wet bum"
It's caused by fucking shits that are at such critical mass that they make a loud "PLOP" noise and send a shitload (literally) of water towards your ass hole.

dangnammit i hate that
i hate you
i hate your face
whats going on
where am i

Hha.


What the fuck is with you and your bowel movement threads? a

...::...WTF...::...

HES SAYING THAT WHEN U TAKE A HUGE SHIT AND THE TOILET WATER HITS UR ASS

yes that happens to me LOL

WTF
I dare you to find another thread I have made that talks about bowel movements.

Lulz!

Huge anus = big splash

Fail.

Big shit = huge "wet bum"

diehria dont splash i think

Only mexi's get dieohreha
if you are a mexi, this thread will not make any sense to you.

Imagine if it did...

I blame google

Let me get a pic of my shit

I REPEAT: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Scroll up. I dare you

Disgustimondo...
Endrit that disgustimondo.
Mexicans would liek it tho.