Don't you just hate it when.....

You are taking an epic shit then, suddenly, from the deep abyss of your ass you get what I like to call "Wet bum"
It's caused by fucking shits that are at such critical mass that they make a loud "PLOP" noise and send a shitload (literally) of water towards your ass hole.

dangnammit i hate that
i hate you
i hate your face
whats going on
where am i

Hha.


What the fuck is with you and your bowel movement threads? a

...::...WTF...::...