Jokes
post some funny jokes here. need some for school.
ex: "So a guy walks into a bar.... etcc...."
make them SCHOOL appropriate plis.
ex: "So a guy walks into a bar.... etcc...."
make them SCHOOL appropriate plis.
Jokes
So 4 frogs go to a bar and the bartender
ask the first frog his name. the frog
answers Luke. How's your day been? the
bartender ask. he replies good I've been
in and out of puddles
he asks the same to the second frog
the same questions. he replies luey and good in
and out of puddles
He looks at the last one and says is your name Louis?
It replies no, puddles
ask the first frog his name. the frog
answers Luke. How's your day been? the
bartender ask. he replies good I've been
in and out of puddles
he asks the same to the second frog
the same questions. he replies luey and good in
and out of puddles
He looks at the last one and says is your name Louis?
It replies no, puddles
Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a pastry truck
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Your momas so poor she made a gmail account so she could eat the spam
NIGGAS SCHOOL APPROPRIATE
baby is your dad a terrorist cuz u da bawmb
Originally Posted by Auxilium
baby is your dad a terrorist cuz u da bawmb
Originally Posted by Mr.Seyeko
thats a pick up line.. not a joke..
Originally Posted by Auxilium
It could be so bad the girl thinks it's a joke
lol ! 
So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
You mean school appropriate as in next to the teacher, or school appropriate as in your fucking around with your friends at lunch? Big difference.
So Stephen hawking walks in to a bar..
