18th bday present

What is the best present for a hot girl who turned 18 this week, I am getting her a pack of smokes, I hope it's good enough, she wanted a stewie dog tag and it costs like 20$ soz I was like fuck that,
what do I do mpgh

-.- yes bc nothing will impress us more than cancer sticks.. and she wants a dog tag? get her a leash, and say "its about the same" then laugh it off, but idk get her a card or something with it.

rofl, well i guess. But even for a smoker, its like here, to make death come quicker. lol

well thanks >> i hope my fiance doesnt..

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ikr, tyvm..*sigh*

give her a double dildo
it seriously works

That was random and uncalled for Sjla

Save your money for porn and don't go at all

Get her a prostitute

I know, one side for her, one for him