Need help from Americans

So my parents are thinking that they should get the American Visa so we can live in America, but they are asking me if I would want to go or not, I know nothing about America except that it's full of fat people, so can any American here answer these serious questions?

1- Will I be offered McDonalds on the flight?
2- Will my flight be hijacked and hit into a skyscraper?
3- How long will it take me to gain 50 KGS?
4- Where can I buy weed?
5- How expensive are whores?
Thank you

1 - No mcdonalds for you
2 - 50% chance of getting hijacked is approved...
3 - 2 weeks sitting on a chair eating chips, mcdonalds, and drinking coke and playing xbox and eating chocolate pudding etc etc...
4 - everywhere
5 - whores are cheap on murica

But pay attention, there are alot of ******s in america, and most of them will call you "british cunt fagt get out nig" etc...

and merica is not reallyy a good country to go to, it's full of faggets... but the niggaz are cool and friendly hehe, Muricas mad in 3 , 2 , 1...

Originally Posted by pedbera

1 - No mcdonalds for you
2 - 50% chance of getting hijacked is approved...
3 - 2 weeks sitting on a chair eating chips, mcdonalds, and drinking coke and playing xbox and eating chocolate pudding etc etc...
4 - everywhere
5 - whores are cheap on murica

But pay attention, there are alot of ******s in america, and most of them will call you "british cunt fagt get out nig" etc...

and merica is not reallyy a good country to go to, it's full of faggets... but the niggaz are cool and friendly hehe, Muricas mad in 3 , 2 , 1...

I know man, it's kinda lame how in every show, the evil guy is the British
Harry Potter
Doctor Who ( British show )
EVEN YU-GI-OH! I MEAN COME ON!!

You must be really dumb to go to USA

Originally Posted by Snape

You must be really dumb to go to USA

It's not me, my parents want to and they asked me if I want to or not

Originally Posted by Death'

It's not me, my parents want to and they asked me if I want to or not

Stay in UK, at least UK has much lower terrorism rate and you don't have to worry, that tornado is coming or any nature shit.

Originally Posted by Snape

Stay in UK, at least UK has much lower terrorism rate and you don't have to worry, that tornado is coming or any nature shit.

Ok then, Thanks Snape.... Never thought I would say that

Don't come to the USA please.

Just stay where you are...

if you go to murica you will get more skinny or more fat
hijacking is normal on usa

Actually I kinda laughed at some questions=3

I just got back from USA and the chance u get hijacked if low.
But it is possible =3

Its cool in the USA but u can stay where u are if u dont want the chance to die lol

1- no mickeydees
2- nope
3- 1 week
4- alleys
5- not expensive

Originally Posted by Death'

So my parents are thinking that they should get the American Visa so we can live in America, but they are asking me if I would want to go or not, I know nothing about America except that it's full of fat people, so can any American here answer these serious questions?

1- Will I be offered McDonalds on the flight?
2- Will my flight be hijacked and hit into a skyscraper?
3- How long will it take me to gain 50 KGS?
4- Where can I buy weed?
5- How expensive are whores?
Thank you

you're retarded...

Originally Posted by Oneirish

you're retarded...

So you can't find anything better to do with your life?

america is great we have way better tv shows and movies then in the uk

Need help from Americans

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