Someone step up.

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Someone step up.

Step up and be more of an asshole to people.
Make sure everyone despises you wherever you go, and for gods sake or whatever flying spaghetti monster type deal you're into - Write something really worth reading here, nobody has anything fun to be angry about.

So, it's open for grabs, biggest douche in the universe award - someone come get it, so that I can throw it out of your moms closet.

'Aight:

Shut the hell up you whiny Swedish fuck. No one gives a shit about your supposed 'evil' ways. Go out and actually do something rather than acting tough on the internet. You're an arrognat, worthless, new fag who thinks he's more important than he really is. You haven't even been here for a year and you think you're the shit because you spew worthless spam to boost your post count. You mere presence pollutes the very air I breathe, and that knowledge disgusts me to no end. Go kill yourself like you always claim you want to, you emo fuck. You're a fucking nobody Antipathy, a fucking nobody.

/DoucheBagOfTheUniverseRant.

Originally Posted by Aborted

Arrognat.

Cool.

By the way, "You mere presence,"

Also cool.

Originally Posted by Deflorate.

Arrognat.

Cool.

By the way, "You mere presence,"

Also cool.

One of my more hurried posts.

Originally Posted by Aborted

One of my more hurried posts.

I did like it, though. You piece of shit.

Originally Posted by Aborted

Somehow, polluting everyone elses air makes me feel a whole lot better.
You're not coming to Sweden anytime soon, I think we could have fun while smoking a fatty.

Originally Posted by bowlcut

Honestly, I think I'm obligated to be nominated for this award just for the fact that I made a Tyler Perry's Hotel Rwanda joke where Madea (or whatever that fat bitch's name is) is going through that really bumpy road, she steps out of the car, sees all of the dead people, and starts screeching like a monkey. She then apologizes for running over their home (with a broken mud hut in the back) as she tip-toes back to the jeep and runs 'em all over again.
I also like to tell Jews I thought The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was a comedy.

Though most of you know me, and I'm probably the meanest person on MPGH if we're all honest here.

Good try, but I think that Aborted has the lead so far.

Originally Posted by Gray

Good try, but I think that Aborted has the lead so far.

Oh we were supposed to prove ourselves?
Fuck that, way too much time.

Originally Posted by bowlcut

Oh we were supposed to prove ourselves?
Fuck that, way too much time.

Not really, I was simply being informative.
Too much responsibility explaining the whole thing.

Biggest douche in the universe ; Barack Obama

I don't have time to write an elaborate post for your ******y ass that stays home listening to metal trying to look hardcore on MPGH. 8,000 posts in a year? Is MPGH all your basic ass does? Stop listening to your shit music and get a job.