So your in a closet...getting drunk...and holding a gun...you need someone to talk too man? lol jk but smirnoff? yeah you can get drunk if your a junior high cheerleader. Get some real shit, some fuckin rum or whiskey. JD, Crown, Red label. Or some real fuckin russian vodka! My broke ass don't buy the expensive shit all the time, so I get a handle of McCormick and I'm good for the night