Here I Let you.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

All this stuff

[Jacket]

You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far, Especially if they are dead.

It's always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

It may or may not be worthwile, but it still has to be done.

You are capable of planning your future.

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra.

Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.

The life is yours. Some of it was given to you the rest, you made yourself.

"My weight is perfect for my height -- wich varies"

Every Titanic has its iceberg.

Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am,
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Think of it! with VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. Cm.!

Increased  knowledge will help you now. Have mat's phone bugged.

You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.

An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.

Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realizition that it's time to get up.

Better hope the life-inspector doen't come around while you have your life in such a mess.

Death is Nature's way of recycling  human beings.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You cant rent this space for only $5 a week.

Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

I did it! I found the program's last bug
   bug
     bug
        bug

                 bug
                   bug
                      bug.

A bore is someone who persist in holding his own views after we have englightened him with ours.

Fine day to worf off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

Don't read everything you believe.

Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.

Give tought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.

As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, So a writer learns his trade by wrote.

You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

Truth will out this morning. (Wich may really mess things up.)

Laws of computer programming
    1. Any give program, when running, is obsolete.
    2. Any give program cost more and takes longer.
    3. If a program is useless, it will have to be a document.

While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.

The  greatest programming project of all took six days:
on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since.

Moral: design before you implement.

You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity,

You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.

You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you have new friends.

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.

You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

Rule of Creative Research:
        1) Never draw what you can copy.
        2) Never copy what you can trace.
        3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.

Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forgot it.

You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

Why can't life's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything?

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents: maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

You are very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

Forgefulness: A gift of God bestwoed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.

Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

Isn't it strange that the same people that laught at gypsy fortune
tellers take the economist seriously?

Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you
started.

Law of computability Applied to Social Sciences:
 If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.

You have a truly strong individuality.

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this short of trash.

In English, every word can be a verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.

You now have Asian Fu.

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

Q: How many IBM CPU'S does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

How many Zen masters does it take the screw in a light bulb?
None. The Universe spines the b ulb, and Zen master stays out of the way.

Never underestimate the power of human studidity.

You seek to Shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.

You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE " SOMEONE ELSE".

your reasoning is excellent-- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

You have had a long-terms stimulation relative to business.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

Troubled day for vgirns over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.

One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is a fresh paint.

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
           Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
           in kernel as it is in user!

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.

You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

You are fairminded, just and loving.

Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.

Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You are so broing that when i see you my feet go to sleep.

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn alot today

Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.

That's what's in it

[Lakshay]

What the? Looooong poem.

[[MPGH]Time]

What is that brah ?

[Nirvana]

I dont want to download a poem

[[MPGH]Wyo]

ins't a poem .

[[MPGH]Austin]

cool stuff mike

[Jabuuty671]

Thought you were giving us troll Russian singles




reading through the text

[Lakshay]

idk what it is. It just sucks..

[[MPGH]Time]

Thought you were giving us troll Russian singles




reading through the text

he will .

[[MPGH]Austin]

Thought you were giving us troll Russian singles




reading through the text

lrn2getadblock.

[Jabuuty671]

lrn2getadblock.

lrnthatidgaf i lub ads

[[MPGH]Austin]

lrnthatidgaf i lub ads

you lub getting annoyed.

[lolbie]

to lazy to read....

[[MPGH]Time]

What's it again?